Sunday, May 01, 2005


Just A Bit of Humor

After much study (purely academic, I assure you!), I came up with the following list of important life lessons. Enjoy!

Ten Things I Learned From Gay Porn
  1. Every man entering a public restroom is interested in having gay sex.
  2. Men commonly wear cock rings while doing day-to-day activities
    such as mowing the lawn.
  3. ALL male police officers and military men are gay.
  4. Naval ships are great big bathhouses on the ocean.
  5. Conversation is like foreplay—completely unnecessary and usually
    poorly done.
  6. Muscle men wear big heavy boots to keep their legs out of the air.
  7. Gay sex is like a holiday party—the more, the merrier.
  8. Prison can be fun.
  9. Leather is like American Express—don't leave home without it.
  10. Size DOES matter.

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