Sunday, May 01, 2005
Just A Bit of Humor
After much study (purely academic, I assure you!), I came up with the following list of important life lessons. Enjoy!
Ten Things I Learned From Gay Porn
Ten Things I Learned From Gay Porn
- Every man entering a public restroom is interested in having gay sex.
- Men commonly wear cock rings while doing day-to-day activities
such as mowing the lawn. - ALL male police officers and military men are gay.
- Naval ships are great big bathhouses on the ocean.
- Conversation is like foreplay—completely unnecessary and usually
poorly done. - Muscle men wear big heavy boots to keep their legs out of the air.
- Gay sex is like a holiday party—the more, the merrier.
- Prison can be fun.
- Leather is like American Express—don't leave home without it.
- Size DOES matter.
